So... You made it to the next page, huh? Well why not come in and have a look around?
Visitors are very welcome to have a peep at my spooky thoughts and ideas!
Visitors are very welcome to have a peep at my spooky thoughts and ideas!
Just who IS this guy?
Like the scary tree?
Well, that's a very good question.
I have to warn you, before you read on, that the answer could shock you beyond your worst nightmares; in fact, it might even tip you over the edge into complete madness...
My name is John Clewarth - and I am a teacher!
There, I've said it.
But I'm no ordinary teacher, oh no. For when the day turns black as death, the moon lurks in the heavens, and the shadowy things are creeping around, I dip my pen into my own nightmares and write spooky stories, just for you... Mwahh, ha ha ha!
I love reading scary books and watching scary movies and football! I have a scary
wife, who is also a teacher (we're going to take over the world one day) and two teenage
sons who are very tall and quite hairy. Perhaps, they are werewolves...
I also love writing, of course. You should try it. Everyone has stories inside them, just waiting to get out. In fact, I can feel one clawing at the inside of my head, right now.
Aarrrgggghhhhh!!!! (Blood-curdling scream, huh?)
I have to warn you, before you read on, that the answer could shock you beyond your worst nightmares; in fact, it might even tip you over the edge into complete madness...
My name is John Clewarth - and I am a teacher!
There, I've said it.
But I'm no ordinary teacher, oh no. For when the day turns black as death, the moon lurks in the heavens, and the shadowy things are creeping around, I dip my pen into my own nightmares and write spooky stories, just for you... Mwahh, ha ha ha!
I love reading scary books and watching scary movies and football! I have a scary
wife, who is also a teacher (we're going to take over the world one day) and two teenage
sons who are very tall and quite hairy. Perhaps, they are werewolves...
I also love writing, of course. You should try it. Everyone has stories inside them, just waiting to get out. In fact, I can feel one clawing at the inside of my head, right now.
Aarrrgggghhhhh!!!! (Blood-curdling scream, huh?)
